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Difference between wife and mistress

This is what I learnt from a colleague decades ago…read on…

“Hey, ask you…what is the difference between a wife and a mistress?” asked Francis.

“How would I know. I’m not married yet. Tell me about it.” I replied.

“When your mistress touches your hair, your cock stands ; When your wife touches your cock, your hair stands. :B”


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