Words from a cultured boy

Little Billy shared some polite words to use during a date.

Here goes…

One day in class, the teacher is teaching good manners and asked the class, “If you are on a date with a girl, how would you tell the girl that you have to go to the bathroom?”

One of the boys said, “I’m sorry but I need to go to the toilet to pee.”

To which, the teacher commented, “That is impolite of you. Toilet is not a nice word to use at a dining table.”

Little Billy put up his hand, “I would say…Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce to you later.”

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