While jokes were primarily created for humor, I did pick up lessons from some of them.
*Thank you Patrick S. for sharing this. You helped added an item to my list when checking my assumptions.
Here goes…
When Johnny came home from school, he made a confession to his father, “Dad, I had sex with my teacher today.”
“What?!!!” The father almost jumped up from his couch. But when he saw Johnny’s startled looks, he thought to himself, 12 is a bit too young, but hey, sex will happen at a certain point in his life. Just that it happened sooner.
Adjusting his tone, “Know what son? We should celebrate your transition from a boy to man.” Pause. “We’re going to have a good meal. And after that, we gonna go buy the mountain bike that you always wanted.”
“Dad, we can go for the meal but can we get the bike another day? My ass still hurts.”