“You never told me…”

A young man went into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist asked, “How many?”

“Well.” he said. “I have been seeing this girl for awhile, and she’s really hot. I think tonight is the night”. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we are going out. I have a feeling that I’m going to get lucky after that. So, can I get 12?”

Later that evening, he sat down with his girlfriend and her parents. He asked if he might say grace. They agreed. He began the prayers but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leaned over to him and said, “You never told me that you are a religious person.”

The boy leaned over and whispered, “You never told me your father is a pharmacist.”